biggie said it best...

..."it was all a dream."...Thank goodness.

Last night I had a dream, or rather nightmare. Three of my worst fears all in one place. The water, a shark, and a crocodile. Talk about the starting of a bad joke. Apparently I could breathe under water and liked to swim under boats during the day...weird. I assumed I was some form of "mer-man" without the tail. While we're on that topic, I used to think the male version of a mermaid was a merbutler.

Back to the dream -- I'm swimming around doing my "under the water boat" thing when from the corner of my left eye, I see a dark shadow. I know it's a shark. Then from the corner of my right eye, I see a dark shadow. I know it's a crocodile. I know shit is about to go down, but I don't try to escape. I just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...Finding Nemo reference anyone?

I feel like I am about to be the referee in an epic battle of the beasts. The two dark shadows, become clear figures and start attacking each other. Somehow I get entwined between the two of them. It's completely intense! I don't feel any pain. I am cut and gouges of flesh are taken out of me. The water is thick with blood. It seems like hours go by. The water starts to settle and become clear. The battle is over.

The worst part of the dream...I don't know who won. I was still alive (I think), and the shark and crocodile were gone.

Who do you think would win in an epic battle of Shark vs. Crocodile?