dreams. wet dreams.

Alright people, if you are ready for that Too Much Info story, you are about to get it. And for those of you who don't wish to read this, click away now. Consider yourself warned.

Topic. Wet Dreams. What the f*** are they all about? Seriously!

At about the ripe age of 12, I had my first wet dream. Luckily, I already knew what they were about, so I wasn't completely confused when I woke up with a mess (like I'm sure a lot of young guys do). After having one, I was prepared that it could become a more common occurrence anytime I went to sleep. However, I never really cared or should I say feared for it to happen unless I was staying at someone else's place or naps on the couch. It's one thing to be a buddy's house around the same age as you, because they know what it's like, but it's another to be staying at a friends cottage where girls are present...Yep.

I remember waking up that morning, with not only a delightful mess, but morning wood...which by the way you would have hoped to have been dealt with due to that "great" dream you must've had. There I lay, saying I was just tired and planned on staying in bed a bit longer....So I awkwardly waited until everyone left the room, threw all my sheets into my duffel bag, grabbed a change of clothing and a towel and headed straight to the shower. Quickly got back to grab the sheets, dirty laundry, and even clean laundry saying that I need to do a full load....no pun intended.

Life went on and wet dreams seemed to dwindle as I grew older. So why would I bring the topic up today you might ask? Well, because I randomly had a wet dream last night. The best part about this dream was waking up immediately thinking, "Whoa, talk about a good dream!" And then realized, "Wait...F***". I honestly thought it was more of a puberty thing. After much research, I see that it can happen throughout the rest of your life, potentially. Basically, it's due to a excess of semen... What I don't get is you're telling me this 20 something year old male has extra semen right now...Really? Apparently. 

So don't worry if you have an extra flow of semen in your pipes, just look at it as a plumber dealing with your problems while you're out for the night. All you have to do is pay the quick price of a clean up when you get home.